when? where? how much?

All fees are non-negotiable and payable in cash (UK sterling) at the start of your appointment – I shouldn’t really have to ask you for it but if needs be, I will. Please see below for prices and note that turning up with obsolete or non-current banknotes will incur a fifteen minute penalty taken off your booking time.

I do not offer overnight incall bookings, nor do I take ‘social only’ engagements – sorry!

in or out?

Hotel outcalls can be arranged with appropriate notice, and I will need details from you in order to confirm that you are where you say you are. Without them I cannot visit you, although you’re welcome to book an incall and come over here instead.

I’m fine with travelling and all expenses are included in my outcall rates, but a two hour minimum booking duration applies outside my immediate locality (increasing according to distance and travel time required) and I don’t visit private residences. If you’d like to know more about arranging a hotel outcall, just drop me a text!

My smoke and pet free incall flat is clean and comfortable with a very discreet entrance, on a quiet street five minutes’ walk from Moorgate and Barbican stations. Old Street, Farringdon, Liverpool Street, Bank and St Paul’s stations are only a stones throw away, and the nearest car park is at Finsbury Circus (barely 5 minutes).

Early morning (from 7am!) and (very) occasional Saturday appointments are available but on an advance only basis, and must be arranged by the evening before at the latest. All bookings outwith my normal work hours will incur an extra fee of £20.