Amy's Contact Details & Bookng Etiquettehow to have me!

For advance bookings or general enquiries an email is fine, but for same day or short notice appointments please call or text before 5pm.

If I don’t answer the phone it’s either before 9.30am, after 5.30pm or I’m busy – sorry! You can also email me via Adultwork if you don’t use a separate punting email or phone/SIM, although I strongly recommend that you do.

My UK mobile number is 07510 575903
My US cell number is 209 774 7330
My email address is amyvergnes@gmail.com

If I miss your call I’m happy to respond to polite, specific text messages so we can sort out a time to make arrangements on the phone (I don’t use voicemail – please don’t leave voice messages). Please also bear in mind that ringing excessively over a short period will make you look nuts.

Amy's Contact Details & Etiquetteetiquette

I will always meet you clean, fresh and well-groomed and expect the same from you (no stubble, strong aftershave or fragrance please).

If you’ve had a long day and not had time to shower, just say – you’re very welcome to use mine! Proper beards will always be very welcome too. I like them.

Please be punctual (hint: early is worse than late) and if you’re a little behind schedule, just keep me posted! If you need to cancel please let me know in good time – I don’t book appointments close together, but if I have waited more than ten minutes and not heard from you your number will be blacklisted.

If at any point you appear to be drunk or intoxicated, or behave in a violent, aggressive or threatening manner towards me I will end the appointment and you will have forfeited your right to either my company or a refund. There are plenty of ways we can both behave badly which are much more fun.

Above all, I expect to be treated with courtesy and respect at all times, and please be assured that I will do likewise.